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Need to put this here because I am sure I will come across someone posting that original status again and I loved the reply.
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Can’t wait to get this. Going to be ordering it here a little later today. This is also where I got my excellent Jesus and Moses action figures. Makes me wish I had some good equipment to do stop motion animation.
Jesus: You know Moses, I spent a little time out in the desert myself.
Moses: Oh yeah, did you see the burning bush too?
Jesus: The, huh, what? No…I did meet the devil though. He tempted me to make bread out of stones because I was so hungry.
Moses: Wow, the devil? You must of really been out there for a while, how long did you spend?
Jesus: Oh uh….you know….40….
Moses: 40 years? Wow, me too. That must be a stand…
Jesus: No, 40 days, Moses. I was out there for 40 days…
Moses: *awkward silence* ….asshole….
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The biblical burning bush explained? Well, maybe sort of, it doesn’t talk though. There’s a bush called Dictamnus albus, a flowering plant native to parts of Europe and Asia (but not North Africa or the Middle East, and it doesn’t come with the voice of a higher being). For most of the year it acts as a normal plant, but over the summer months, it develops a sticky, flammable oily substance which sometimes spontaneously sparks in the heat. The excretion, when lit, burns rapidly — so rapidly, in fact, that the plant itself is typically unscathed.
